Sticky Frog
The most bizarre project , combining elements of Thrash Metal with groovy Jazz progressions and experimental Progressive music.
About
Sticky Frog was actually a joke about the phallus and a take on the current Indian Metal Scene filled with wankers . However in the words of the legendary Frank Zappa, "There is no humor in music". Sticky Frog has arrived to make matters worse and screw you up.
Story
After the gruesome murder of Meesta Phroggy (who was mistaken for an average frog and picked up by lab technicians who sold him off to a medical college to be dissected by medical students), the royal servant of the supreme ruler of everything slimy and sticky, King Wan decides to invade Earth and enslave all humanity. For this he decides to unleash the dreaded Slime Army on unsuspecting humans, but it seems he has a more sinister plan up his sticky sleeve.
Characters
King Wan
The supreme ruler of everything slimy and sticky, lives and rules the planet " Mankobitto" on the 66th dimension of the universe. Travels to Earth only coz the flies are goddamn juicy there. Bit of a dreamer and a closet hippy, this schizophrenic Amphibian is also a tyrant whose only weakness is bubbles, which he keeps seeing every other minute whenever he daydreams. Wants to eliminate mankind and will stop at nothing to achieve what he wants
Goopli Mouse
The reluctant hero in the frog wars saga. Trained in martial arts under the watchful eye of Grandmaster Ling (Cheesedick), Goopli must stop King Wan and his diabolical plan before it's too late. Goopli has no immediate relatives, however, he is blood related to Chimpoo Compounder (a chimpanzee), but that's another story
Chimpoo Compounder
Hates anything sticky and slimy. Was held captive in a drug testing facility as punishment for trying to mimic a doctor. Half brother to Goopli Mouse, who rescues him and together fight King Wan and his Slime Army
Slime Army
Trained in hand to limb combat and frogzilla warfare, The Slime Army is the ugliest and most brutal battalion consisting of the sickest creatures ever known to exist. They are infamous for torture and mutilation of their enemies. They will only obey King Wan.
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Discography
- Frog Wars : Attack Of The Space Frogs (2009)
- King Wan
- Noises In My Head
- Mosquito Encaphelon Squeaky Surgery M.E.S.S.
- Slime Army
- Goopli Mouse
- Ling's Secret
- Chimpoo Compounder
- Will Kill For Peace
- Human Bean
The Plot (track wise)
1. King Wan: All hail the supreme ruler of the amphibians … King Wan… frogs consider him to be the greatest warrior ruler ever to rule the 66th dimension in space, but everyone has a soft side..King Wan has two faces… of a ruler who crushes his opponents without any mercy and the other, a guitar playing, flower smelling hippie… he keeps day dreaming and sees bubbles often and escapes into his hippie filled flowery landscapes, and suddenly he wakes up to being the brutal ruler that he is.
2. Noises In My Head : i can hear strange voices in my head… or am i just schizophrenic? it feels like someone is trying to send me a message and it gets scrambled in my brain…am i being used as some sort of a communication device? or is it just the medication taking its effect?
stop the crazy noises in my head…
3. Mosquito Encephelon Squeky Surgery (M.E.S.S): The frogs have found an ally in the Mosquito and have decided to use them to further their cause… Total Annihilation of mankind… for this… they need to infiltrate the human realm and mosquitoes are at best the worst enemies of man… an estimated 30 million deaths of wimpy humans have occurred thanks to various mosquito borne diseases and the frogs now want to study humans before they unleash their Slimy hell…
Here, Mosquitoes are being ‘Brain Washed’ and a computer chip inserted in their brain to spy on humans…
4. Slime Army : The most brutal, venomous and ugliest army ever, that destroys anything and everything in its path that moves or breathes. Will only listen to the commands given by King Wan.
5. Goopli Mouse : A mouse named Goopli becomes the reluctant hero of the Frog wars saga. Trained in kaRATe, Dung Fu and Ratssian roulette, Goopli stands short along with his accomplice Chimpoo Compounder in stopping the rampaging Frogs and the Slime Army from reaching closer to their goal.
6. Ling's Secret : Goopli receives training in the ancient martial arts under the guidance of MASTER LING… but is Ling hiding something from Goopli??? Only time will tell…7. Chimpoo Compounder: Chimpoo Compounder, long time adversary of Goopli Mouse and enemy of Slimy Reptiles and Amphibians, held captive in a drug testing facility. Goopli Mouse needs all the help he can get to fight King Wan and his evil Slime Army and goes to free him…
8. Will Kill For Peace : The Ultimate Showdown… King Wan faces Goopli Mouse… both have one goal…”will kill for peace”
9. Human bean : Goopli and Chimpoo succeed in defeating King Wan and without their leader, the Slime Army freeze. But Goopli nor Chimpoo realise that King Wan had activated the Shrink Ray just before their duel which has resulted in Shrinking all of Humanity into the size of beans!! And all the slime left over by the Slime Armies will take a few centuries to clean. So Goopli transports the tiny humans in a bean bag and with Chimpoo, sets out looking for a new world to rehabilitate the humans
....TO BE CONTINUED
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Technical Stuff
Sticky Frog uses Jackson and Washburn Guitars, Line 6, Guitar Port Riff Tracker and Riff Works
Note
No guitar picks or plectrums were used in recording this album. Frogs cant play with picks!!
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